someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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