...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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