yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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