i just google imaged poop.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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