Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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