we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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