I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
