Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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