that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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