So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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