i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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