Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Vodka?
Forever.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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