is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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