He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
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I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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