no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
My ass is underappreciated
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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