it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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