4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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