I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
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Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I said "one day" and that day is not today
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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