No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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