Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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