it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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