I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
