i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
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