I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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