youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Ladies don't puke and tell
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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