Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
NoShamevember. You game?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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