I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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