But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Dear god my vagina.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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