Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
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you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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