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(310): View more from California

thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing

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(845): View more from New York

I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk

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(502): View more from Kentucky

He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie

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(636): View more from Missouri

You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.

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What did I say?

(636): View more from Missouri

Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,

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(954): View more from Florida

im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls

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(574): View more from Indiana

Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..

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(785): View more from Kansas

sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time

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(949): View more from California

My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.

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