Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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