The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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