Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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