I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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