i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I got inside last night via doggy door
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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