Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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