I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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