I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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