I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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