Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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