You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
COCAINE IS GR8
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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