Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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