My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
he was CRYING into my vagina
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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