Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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