awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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