We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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