did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She announced her abortion via fbk
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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