hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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