I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You can't just leave with hair like that
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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