I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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