don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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