I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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