I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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